Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words..
Hye La, Puncture!!!

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?
Mummy tum to kehti the Eid to kab kee gaye
Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasam khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

1 -Shikha : Man, what is an idiot?
Santa : An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.
Do you understand me?

2 – Doctor and Sardar love the same girl.
Sardar gives her apple everyday.
Girl asked reason of giving apple daily.
Sardar: An apple a day keeps the doctor away

3 – Saradar to icici bank manager-”chaliye mera Account aapka bank me close karna hai.” Bank Manager-”why ur closing ur Account” Sardar- hoy re kal raat ko mere ek sapna aay tha usme me mere ko maar diya tha ! Bank manager-what is relation between account closing and ur dream, Sardar- hai re kabhi aap aapka bank ki slogon dekha hai kya? Usme likha hai” WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE”

Boy – Yes. at last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl – Do you want me to leave?
Boy – NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl – Do you love me?
Boy – Of course!
Girl – Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy – NO! Why you even asking?
Girl – Will you kiss me?
Boy – Yes!
Girl – Will you hit me?
Boy – No way! I’m not such kind of person!
Girl – Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top!!!

1.       Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge.
plz plz plz promise me plz…

2.      Yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka gham chipa hai
Yaadein wo nahi jisme aankho ka nam chupa hai
Yaadein wo nahi jisme tanhayee ka zakhm chipa hai
Yaadein wo hai jisme Hrithik ne act kiya aur jise
Subhash ghayi ne direct kiya hai

3.      Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

4.      Madmast hawa hai, Mausam bhi suhana hai,,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai…

5.      Yoon ban-than ker na niklo, Tum raaton ko chhat par !!
Loog dar jayange Kha-ma- kha, Tum Ko bhutani samjh kar !!

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